i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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