i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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