I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
