But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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