I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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