Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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