chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
do herpes really smell.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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