is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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