I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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