If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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