So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my being single is dangerous.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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