I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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