Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
well most of my day revolves around power hour
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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