Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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