What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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