Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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