i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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