Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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