I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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