i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
