There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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