three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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