Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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