Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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