I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
