To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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