PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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