yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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