She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
