it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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