Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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