And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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