i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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