It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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