I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have aggressive nipples.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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