I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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