And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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