I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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