If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am one with the molecules
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
