I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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