Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
