NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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