we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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