never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
