Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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