Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
why do cheetos always look like penises
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This is classic penis vs brain.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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