Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
