3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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