So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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