I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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