even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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