How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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