I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I believe in your delicious
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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