I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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